The Dog: "Yes. That's correct. I would agree."
Me: "Tonight, only 4 indoor cats appeared for dinner. Would you happen to know where Munchie is?"
The Dog: "You see, there was a slight altercation. And in the shuffle, the fat, scraggly, long-haired, smelly, black one... Well, let's just say there's no need to fill my bowl this evening."
"Pardon me, but do I have anything in my teeth?...Bahahahahahaha!"
(Disclaimer: No cats were harmed in the creation of this post...at least that I'm aware of.)