Thursday, June 2, 2011

"...MMM...Tasted Like Chicken"

Me: "Bailey? This morning I fed 5 indoor cats."

The Dog: "Yes. That's correct. I would agree."

Me: "Tonight, only 4 indoor cats appeared for dinner. Would you happen to know where Munchie is?"

The Dog: "You see, there was a slight altercation. And in the shuffle, the fat, scraggly, long-haired, smelly, black one... Well, let's just say there's no need to fill my bowl this evening."

"Pardon me, but do I have anything in my teeth?...Bahahahahahaha!"

(Disclaimer: No cats were harmed in the creation of this least that I'm aware of.)

1 comment:

Karen said...

ya had me going there for a few moments!!